gasp.....free naked lapdances? peeping tom? huh?

so i just thought about it. i think im giving my neighbors a free show. lmfao. i don't like clothes, never did so i walk around my house naked especially in my room. i always forget i cant do that during the day my curtains are see through (which makes me ask the question wtf what are they there for decoration). if pie lived behind my house haha i'd do a special dance in the morning. i think i should become a stripper.....listen to reasoning okay cause i know i just got about a couple of gasps. okay strippers like to be naked...i like to be naked. strippers like money....got damnit i loooooove money. strippers like guys....well hello i like guys. only downfall is that strippers get beat up and raped andd well lets just say i'd have to kill me a maffuckah. but anyways back to my topic. i think i should be a nudist. i only like clothes to go outside. i think there should be a nude neighborhood here, i'd definitely live there. i can walk outside and mow my nice suburban lawn. ohmy this has me excited. dont drive down our street unless you're nude. so anyways lately i've really had nothing to occupy my time so i practise dance and yes i do it naked what can i say i love my body. i think im giving my neighbors a private dance. i caught a peeping tom today smfh. dumbass thought i didn't see him. well if he wants a show i'll give him one all he gotta do is give me 500 dollars, shit im expensive lmfao.